Peyton Manning

Posted September 12th, 2013 by Barry Poppins 

The only surprise here is that it took this long (a week after his 7-TD performance) for a Colorado dispensary to take one of their strains and toss elder Manning face on it. The Sativa-labelling is apt, but the kindergarten art on the label drawn by a budtender’s son doesn’t preach professionalism.

We’ve inquired as to exactly where you can purchase this Manning Kush, but for now, it remains a mystery (and maybe it was just some kid growers having fun). However, you can find a Manning strain at two dispensaries: Sergeant Green Leaf Wellness in Georgetown,Colorado (which also has an Eli Manning strain) and LAPG in LA. For just 25 bucks:

Unfortunately, it probably won’t give you the ability to manipulate 11 grown men, float a Pigskin down from heaven, or fix your broken neck. It does, however, have the unusual side affect of increasing your saliva count.

The combo of strains is a peculiar one for a quarterback from the dirty south: SFV OG Kush is San Fernando Valley Kush, and Chemdawg is an East Coast strain. They’d be better off going with something indigenous to Mississippi, like “Mexican brick weed.”

On the bright side, its shelf life is much more promising than the Ryan Leaf’s strain, described as “The Worst of both worlds, a downward spiraling, delusional, thought-altering Sativa with a pinch of Meth and Ketamine plus the body twerk of the Indica. Prescribed for: furries, skinheads, and Aaron Hernandezes.

 h/t Deadspin

 

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